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I made this by ear, so it probably isn’t perfect but i did my best. Tell me if there is an error.
You need a 21-Key Kalimba for some parts of the Song
5 4 3 6 5 1 1°
5 4 3 6 5 1 (1° 1)
3 5 6 5 5 3 6 5
I am hanging in the Bathroom
5 3 6 5 5 5 5 5 3
At the biggest party of the fall
3 5 6 5 5 1° 6 5 5
I could stay right here or disappear
3 5 6 5 5 3 5 5 5 1
And nobody’d even notice at all
5 4 3 6 5 1 (1° 1)
5 4 3 6 5 1 (1° 1)
3 5 6 5 5 3 6 5
I’m a creeper in a bathroom
5 3 6 5 5 5 5 5 5 3
’cause my buddy kinda left me alone
5 1° 6 5 5 5
But I’d rather fake pee
5 1° 6 5 5
than stand awkwardly
3 5 6 5 5 5 5 5 5 1
Or pretend to check a text on my phone
3 5 6 5 5
Everything felt fine
3 5 3 1° 6 5 5 6 3 2
When I was half of a pair
5 3 5 6 5 5
And through no fault of mine
3 5 1° 1° 6 6 7 6 5
There’s no other half there
3 3 2
Now I’m just
1 2 3 4 3 2
Michael in the bathroom
1 2 3 4 3 2 1 °7 1 °5
Michael in the bathroom at a party
3 5 3 6 5 5
Forget how long its been
3 2
I’m just
1 2 3 4 3 2
Michael in the bathroom
1 2 3 4 3 2 1 °7 1 5
Michael in the bathroom at a party
3 5 6 5 5
No, you can’t come in
3 6 5 5 5 3 5 6 5 5
I’m waiting it out ’til it’s time to leave
5 1° 1° 1° 6 1° 2° 3° 2° 1°
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
1° 2°
I’m just
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2°
Michael who you don’t know
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2°
Michael flying solo
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2° 1° 7 1°
Michael in the bathroom by himself
2° 1° 7 1°
All by himself
3 5 6 5
I am hiding,
5 3 6 5
But he’s out there
5 3 6 5 5 5 5 5 3
Just ignoring all our history
5 1° 6 5 5
Memories get erased
5 1° 6 5 5
And I’ll get replaced
5 3 6 5 5 5 5 5 5 1
With a newer cooler version of me
3 5 6 5 5 5
And I hear a drunk girl
1° 1° 7 5 1° 1° 7 5 5
Singing along to Whitney through the door
3° 3° 3° 3° 2° 1° 1° 3°
“I wanna dance with somebody!”
3 5 6 5 5
And my feelings sink
3 5 6 5 5
Cause it makes me think
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2° 2° 1°
Now there’s no one to make fun of
1° 2° 3° 2° 1° 2°
drunk girls with anymore
3° 2° 1°
Now it’s just
1 2 3 4 3 2
Michael in the bathroom
1 2 3 4 3 2 1 °7 1 °5
Michael in the bathroom at a party
3 5 3 6 5 5
I half regret the beers
1 2 3 4 3 2
Michael in the bathroom
1 2 3 4 3 2 1 °7 1 5
Michael in the bathroom at a party
3 5 3 6 5 5
As I choke back the tears
6 1° 1° 2° 1° 1° 1°
I’ll wait as long as I need
6 1° 2° 1° 1°
‘Til my face is dry
6 1° 1° 2° 3° 2° 1°
Or I’ll just blame it on weed
6 1° 2° 3° 2° 2°
Or something in my eye
3° 2°
I’m just
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2°
Michael who you don’t know
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2°
Michael flying solo
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2° 1° 7 1°
Michael in the bathroom by himself
1° 1° 1° 1°
Knock, knock, knock, knock
5 6 5 6 5 6 5
They’re gonna start to shout soon
1° 1° 1° 1°
Knock, knock, knock, knock
5 6 5 6 5 6 7
Ah hell yeah I’ll be out soon
(1° 5) (1° 5) (1° 5) (1° 5)
Knock, knock, knock, knock
5 6 5 6 5 6 5 6
It sucks he left me here alone
(1° 5) (1° 5) (1° 5) (1° 5)
Knock, knock, knock, knock
6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7
Here in this teenage battlezone
3° 3° 3° 3°
Clang, clang, clang, clang
7 1° 7 1° 7 1° 7 1°
I feel the pressure blowing up
(3° 7) (3° 7) (3° 7) (3° 7)
Bang, bang, bang, bang
2° 3° 2° 3° 2° 3° 2° 3°
My big mistake was showing up
(5° 2) (5° 2) (5° 2) (5° 2)
Splash, splash, splash, splash
2° 3° 2° 3° 2° 3° 2° 5°
I throw some water in my face
5° 5° 4° 5° 2° 3° 2° 4°
And I am in a better place
3° 2° 1° 2° 3° 2° 1° 1°
I go to open up the door
1° 1° 1° 1° 2° 3°
But I can’t hear knocking
3° 2° 1°
Anymore
5 4 3 6 5 1 (1° 1)
5 4 3 6 5 1 (1° 1)
5 3 5 6 5 5
And I can’t help but yearn
3 5 1° 5 5 6 3 2
For a different time
5 5 3 6 5 5 5 5
And then I look in the mirror
3 5 6 5 5 5 5
And the present is clearer
3 5 6 5 5-6
And there’s no denying
7 1° 7 6 6
I’m just…
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2°
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2° 1° 7 1° 5
at a party
3° 5° 3° 6° 5° 5° 5°
Is there a sadder sight than…
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2°
Mmmmmmmmm
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2° 1° 7 1° 5°
Michael in the bathroom at a party
3° 5° 3° 6° 5° 5°
This is a heinous night
3° 5° 3° 6° 5° 5° 5° 5°
I wish I stayed at home in bed
3° 5° 6° 5° 5°
Watching cable porn
3° 5° 3° 6° 5° 5° 5° 5°
Or wish I offed myself instead
3° 5° 3° 6° 7° 6° 5°
Wish I was never born
7 1° 7 6 6 1° 2°
I’m just Michael
3° 4° 3° 2°
Who’s a loner
1° 1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2°
So he must be a stoner
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2°
Rides a PT Cruiser
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2°
God, he’s such a loser
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2°
Michael flying solo
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2°
Who you think that you know
1° 2° 3° 4° 3° 2° 1° 7 1°
Michael in the bathroom by himself
2° 1° 7 1°
All by himself
2° 1° 7 1°
All by himself
3 6 5 5 6 5 1
Now all you know about me
1 1° 1°
Is my name
3 3 2 3
Awesome party
3 2 1 2 1
I’m so glad I came
1 1 1
- George Salazar
- Sad
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How To Read The Tabs
SOLFEGE | DO | RE | MI | FA | SO | LA | TI |
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Letter Notes | C | D | E | F | G | A | B |
Number Notes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
-Notes inside a parentheses (ex: (135) ) are played together (slide/glissando)
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