I made this by ear, so it probably isn’t perfect but i did my best. Tell me if there is an error.
You need a 21-Key Kalimba for some parts of the Song

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5 4 3 6 5 1 (1* 1)

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I am hanging in the Bathroom

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At the biggest party of the fall

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I could stay right here or disappear

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And nobody’d even notice at all

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5 4 3 6 5 1 (1* 1)

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I’m a creeper in a bathroom

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’cause my buddy kinda left me alone

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But I’d rather fake pee

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than stand awkwardly

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Or pretend to check a text on my phone

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Everything felt fine

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When I was half of a pair

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And through no fault of mine

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There’s no other half there

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Now I’m just

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Michael in the bathroom

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Michael in the bathroom at a party

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Forget how long its been

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I’m just

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Michael in the bathroom

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Michael in the bathroom at a party

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No, you can’t come in

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I’m waiting it out ’til it’s time to leave

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And picking at grout as I softly grieve

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I’m just

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Michael who you don’t know

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Michael flying solo

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Michael in the bathroom by himself

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All by himself

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I am hiding,

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But he’s out there

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Just ignoring all our history

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Memories get erased

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And I’ll get replaced

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With a newer cooler version of me

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And I hear a drunk girl

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Singing along to Whitney through the door

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“I wanna dance with somebody!”

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And my feelings sink

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Cause it makes me think

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Now there’s no one to make fun of

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drunk girls with anymore

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Now it’s just

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Michael in the bathroom

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Michael in the bathroom at a party

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I half regret the beers

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Michael in the bathroom

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Michael in the bathroom at a party

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As I choke back the tears

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I’ll wait as long as I need

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‘Til my face is dry

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Or I’ll just blame it on weed

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Or something in my eye

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I’m just

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Michael who you don’t know

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Michael flying solo

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Michael in the bathroom by himself

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Knock, knock, knock, knock

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They’re gonna start to shout soon

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Knock, knock, knock, knock

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Ah hell yeah I’ll be out soon

(1* 5) (1* 5) (1* 5) (1* 5)
Knock, knock, knock, knock

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It sucks he left me here alone

(1* 5) (1* 5) (1* 5) (1* 5)
Knock, knock, knock, knock

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Here in this teenage battlezone

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Clang, clang, clang, clang

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I feel the pressure blowing up

(3* 7) (3* 7) (3* 7) (3* 7)
Bang, bang, bang, bang

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My big mistake was showing up

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Splash, splash, splash, splash

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I throw some water in my face

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And I am in a better place

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I go to open up the door

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But I can’t hear knocking

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Anymore

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5 4 3 6 5 1 (1* 1)

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And I can’t help but yearn

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For a different time

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And then I look in the mirror

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And the present is clearer

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And there’s no denying

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I’m just…

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at a party
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Is there a sadder sight than…

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Mmmmmmmmm

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Michael in the bathroom at a party

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This is a heinous night

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I wish I stayed at home in bed

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Watching cable porn

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Or wish I offed myself instead

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Wish I was never born

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I’m just Michael

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Who’s a loner

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So he must be a stoner

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Rides a PT Cruiser

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God, he’s such a loser

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Michael flying solo

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Who you think that you know

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Michael in the bathroom by himself

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All by himself

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All by himself

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Now all you know about me

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Is my name

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Awesome party

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I’m so glad I came

1 1 1

• Artist: George Salazar
• Mood: Sad

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How To Read The Tabs

SOLFEGE	DO	RE	MI	FA	SO	LA	TI
Letter Notes	C	D	E	F	G	A	B
Number Notes	1	2	3	4	5	6	7

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